Log Time: 9:01-9:15 AM; Not so much fun...
This morning's experience was no walk in the park... much like masturbating with sandpaper (I would imagine), I had a purpose and persevered, but not without much effort and pain... but again, I did emerge victorious.
Some Grammy thoughts that are overdue...
Grammy thought #1: Was Kanye West wearing a white glove on one hand when he went up to accept his first award? You know how history repeats itself... was Late Registration his Thriller? Maybe? To his friends... if if you hear any of the following quotes, INTERVENTION might not be a bad idea!!! Quotes:... "That little boy has a nice ass", "Do you think if I buy a lama, the parents of that little boy with the nice ass will let him sleep over?", "That lama has a nice ass", or "Would I look better with a lighter pigmentation?" Also... on the topic of Kanye West, a good friend put it best when he said "I don't have time for this guy"... the reason being that Kanye is so far up his own ass, that you just start wishing he'd fail so that you don't have to listen to him talk about himself anymore.
Grammy thought #2: What was up with Chris Martin's voice? He tried to hide it with that silly run through the crowd, but acid reflux and Ashlee Simpson came to mind (i.e. he should have lip-synched). For a second I thought it might have been the sound system, but Bono and Mary J. Blige sounded too good for that to be the case.
Finally... What's more underrated than the plunger? Whether or not it was invented in the mid-1800's by Thomas Crapper ,is still a hot topic for debtate around many shit-houses. (He is a real person... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper) What's not up for debate, is the plunger's invaluable position in the bathroom... keep in mind that without this household staple, we'd probably have to stick our hands in the toilet every time it clogs.
Until the next time nature calls --- The DMAN
Some Grammy thoughts that are overdue...
Grammy thought #1: Was Kanye West wearing a white glove on one hand when he went up to accept his first award? You know how history repeats itself... was Late Registration his Thriller? Maybe? To his friends... if if you hear any of the following quotes, INTERVENTION might not be a bad idea!!! Quotes:... "That little boy has a nice ass", "Do you think if I buy a lama, the parents of that little boy with the nice ass will let him sleep over?", "That lama has a nice ass", or "Would I look better with a lighter pigmentation?" Also... on the topic of Kanye West, a good friend put it best when he said "I don't have time for this guy"... the reason being that Kanye is so far up his own ass, that you just start wishing he'd fail so that you don't have to listen to him talk about himself anymore.
Grammy thought #2: What was up with Chris Martin's voice? He tried to hide it with that silly run through the crowd, but acid reflux and Ashlee Simpson came to mind (i.e. he should have lip-synched). For a second I thought it might have been the sound system, but Bono and Mary J. Blige sounded too good for that to be the case.
Finally... What's more underrated than the plunger? Whether or not it was invented in the mid-1800's by Thomas Crapper ,is still a hot topic for debtate around many shit-houses. (He is a real person... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper) What's not up for debate, is the plunger's invaluable position in the bathroom... keep in mind that without this household staple, we'd probably have to stick our hands in the toilet every time it clogs.
Until the next time nature calls --- The DMAN
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