The Doodie Man!

Marketing religion...

Why don't religions market themselves better? If when the Jews were allowed to leave Egypt, they had grabbed pizza, black&white cookies, and ecstasy, would everyone be Jewish? From a marketing perspective, it just makes sense and would make the holidays so much better. Mormons were closest to coming up with a great "pitch"... the multiple wife thing. Unfortunately the US Government stepped in and put an end to it. Also, it was mostly appealing to men and there were too many other restrictions, like the no drinking thing (no alcohol), which made it equally unappealing... sidebar... Has there been a porn based around a Mormon house... a hard working, ethical, well hung guy with 10 hot wives, all of varying ages? Seems so rich with possibility.

Mr. Sprinkles Episode 2 below. Funny and disturbing...

Lookwell.

In the early 90's, Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel made a pilot called "Lookwell". It was on NBC once and never got picked up. The premise... Adam West as an aging actor who used to play a detective on a popular television show from the '70's. Years after the show has been cancelled, he continues to try to solve crimes in the real world. I love the concept. The pilot episode is, of course, on youtube and worth watching....

The Saga of Sanjaya...

If you watch American Idol, you might find this entertaining. If not, you might want to skip the post... but I guess lot of people are upset that Sanjaya is still on American Idol... well, one die hard fan has decided to go on a hunger strike until he's voted off. If you want to learn more, you can go the link below:

starvationforsanjaya

Personally, I think I wish they'd show her sister (pictured right) in the audience a little more... but the situation has me befuddled... on one hand, she's hot with big breasts and used to work at Hooter's. Those are all positives. On the other hand, Sanjaya and her look a lot alike (in more than that "all ethnic people look alike" way) and that bums me out... does that make me gay? I hope not.

On a separate note, I wish Hooter's (or a similar chain) would step up and start marketing themselves by the percentage of waitresses who have "thrown around the kitty" with a patron... which sounds better: "The best ribs in town" (or) "Over 30% of our waitresses have had sex with a customer". I know where I'd eat.

-TDM

Great animated short...

Mr. Sprinkles is the creation of Justin Roiland. Justin also created the genius animated series "The House of Cosby's". Mr. Sprinkles debuted on acceptable tv, a new show on VH1. (acceptable.tv)

Good Web stuff to watch...

In this video, the caller into the British Television show, "You Say We Pay" is clearly on the tail end of a nice bender. His comments are great and so are the hosts in their ability to guess the pictures from obscure clues. Make sure to watch the whole thing through as it only gets better...