Marketing religion...

Why don't religions market themselves better? If when the Jews were allowed to leave Egypt, they had grabbed pizza, black&white cookies, and ecstasy, would everyone be Jewish? From a marketing perspective, it just makes sense and would make the holidays so much better. Mormons were closest to coming up with a great "pitch"... the multiple wife thing. Unfortunately the US Government stepped in and put an end to it. Also, it was mostly appealing to men and there were too many other restrictions, like the no drinking thing (no alcohol), which made it equally unappealing... sidebar... Has there been a porn based around a Mormon house... a hard working, ethical, well hung guy with 10 hot wives, all of varying ages? Seems so rich with possibility.

Mr. Sprinkles Episode 2 below. Funny and disturbing...