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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Log Time: 8:05-8:12; Is three ounces enough?

Thats the amount that will considered legal to have in your possession in Nevada if marijuana legalization passes. To put it in perspective, three ounces is something like 255 regularly rolled joints, or 5 super joints rolled by that Jewish kid with dreadlocks who lived in your freshman dorm suite. (drug picture) The question are...

(a) If its legal, why is there a limit? Shouldn't you be allowed to possess as much as you want? McDonald's is legal and I can buy as many quarter pounders as I want.
(b) Are there voters in Nevada who are currently on the fence, but when its pointed out that one person can only possess approximately 255 joints... they are going to decide to give legal marijuana usage a chance?
(c) Can 10 people together have one of there friends carry 30 ounces and when confronted by the authorities, just explain that they all have even shares, and its considered legal?
(d) If you're going to have a limit, shouldn't it be on more than just the amount? Shouldn't the limit equation somehow factor in potency? In the words of the immortal Bob Marley, "All three ounces of marijuana are not created equally."... ok... I don't know if he said it, but I'm sure he thought it.
(e) Will this make it harder or easier to get marijuana in Nevada?

Question to ask your friends at dinner: who would you least like to find in bed with your wife/girlfriend/signifcant other? Below is the list Rick from Chicago, sent me.

Rick's List:

Verne Troyer
Mike Tyson
Her Dad
Her Mom
My Mom
The Stapler Guy from office space
Mr. T
Marv Albert
Dan Dierdorf
Leo Dicaprio (I hate that guy)
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- TDM

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