Log Time: 10:20-10:24; On the run...
That's not a pun... I just didn't have much time to do my thing this morning... I am happy to report that it was a serving of "regular grade" even though I went to a wedding last night and probably had a little too much to drink and eat. Some randoms...
Random #1: If you have a cleaning lady, is it ok to pass gas (politically correct way of saying it) in front of her?
Random #2: What’s worse than when you think that someone is waving at you… and you act all excited, and then you realize that they are waving at someone else behind you. Is there any way to look cool after that? What would Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli do?
Random #3: Who would win in a fight between The Fonz and Chuck Norris? Would this would be better than Godzilla vs. King Kong, Freddie vs. Jason, or Martha vs. The Donald?
Random #4: If Donald Trump and Kanye West competed in a "See who can talk about themselves in the grandest manner, for the longest period of time" contest, who would win? Would we be days in and just call it a draw? Would Pauley Shore inexplicably call "winner"?
Random #5: Instead of either killing or imprisoning Saddam Hussein, the US Government should make money of him by creating a traveling, circus-esque attraction. Who wouldn't pay to see a ruthless dictator in person? It would be a once in a life time opportunity. You could have one of those games where people throw a ball at a small bulls-eye that when hit, Saddam gets dropped in a pool of water. (What the hell is the name of that game?) For affect, the ball could be in the likeness of the severed head of a Shiite or Kurdish person.
Random#6: What state has nice State cops?
-TheDM
Random #1: If you have a cleaning lady, is it ok to pass gas (politically correct way of saying it) in front of her?
Random #2: What’s worse than when you think that someone is waving at you… and you act all excited, and then you realize that they are waving at someone else behind you. Is there any way to look cool after that? What would Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli do?
Random #3: Who would win in a fight between The Fonz and Chuck Norris? Would this would be better than Godzilla vs. King Kong, Freddie vs. Jason, or Martha vs. The Donald?
Random #4: If Donald Trump and Kanye West competed in a "See who can talk about themselves in the grandest manner, for the longest period of time" contest, who would win? Would we be days in and just call it a draw? Would Pauley Shore inexplicably call "winner"?
Random #5: Instead of either killing or imprisoning Saddam Hussein, the US Government should make money of him by creating a traveling, circus-esque attraction. Who wouldn't pay to see a ruthless dictator in person? It would be a once in a life time opportunity. You could have one of those games where people throw a ball at a small bulls-eye that when hit, Saddam gets dropped in a pool of water. (What the hell is the name of that game?) For affect, the ball could be in the likeness of the severed head of a Shiite or Kurdish person.
Random#6: What state has nice State cops?
-TheDM
posted by TheDoodieMan at 4:30 PM
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