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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Log Time; 11:20-11:31; En fuego...

I'm in the zone right now... really knocking the cover off the ball. If I didn't know my ass better, I'd think it was on steroids. Some shouts out and shouts down (if that makes any sense)...

Shout out #1: To sperm donor #401 from the Fairfax, Virginia Cryobank. (http://www.fairfaxcryobank.com/) Apparently you are a 6'4" former all american football player with a graduate degree. 11 women have chosen your sperm and you have given birth to 20 children... well played! (The story can be seen at www.cnn.com/video/.)

Shout down #1: To sperm donor #401 from the Fairfax, Virginia Cryobank. Apparently you decided to give up the whole sperm donation "game" leaving one woman who had already used your sperm to have two babies and wanted a third from the same father, a little empty handed. Thankfully she met another woman who had also used your sperm and had bought an extra vile of #401... as they say in the porn industry, "The two chicks shared the cum"... baby 21... mazel tov!

Shout out #2: Again, to sperm donor #401 from the Fairfax, Virginia Cryobank for lying on his sperm donor application form. You fooled them all!

Shout down #2: Again, to sperm donor #401 from the Fairfax, Virginia Cryobank for lying on his sperm donor application. Dude... that's just not right. You're not fooling anyone besides those 11 chicks you've already fooled.

Side note: Many of the mother who used #401 can be seen in the aforementioned CNN video... those kids are facing an uphill battle, regardless of who the father is...

Shout out #3: To the first person to come up with the idea of a nude protest. I'm sure you were some wasted fraternity kid who didn't think that any chicks would really do it... but it worked! This is what Zhenya Nichols said in regards to the nude protest pictured to the left of the quote:
"The women here today represent the mainstream of this country. They've never been in a protest before, ever. They cared enough today to send the message that the human body is not created to bear violence and war. We women in particular are created to bear life, the future, peace. If we must bare our bodies in order to send this message clearly, then so be it." Zhenya gets it, and so do the people at this web site... (http://www.baringwitness.org/)

Shout down #3: To Tim Ferguson from "The Age" (www.theage.com) for stating the following regarding the female nude protest in the picture above: "It's ridiculous to suggest that we'll change our opinion on Iraq after seeing 1000 nude women forming letters on a hillside, like some soft porn Sesame Street sketch." Tim---YOU'RE AN IDIOT... IF CHICKS WANT TO GET NAKED, LET THEM GET NAKED!

Shout out and Shout down #4: To a 15 year old Georgia boy... the shout out is for banging 37 year Lisa Lynette Clark when he was 15. Well done. The shout down is for impregnating her and marrying her... (http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/15/child.groom.ap/index.html)

Keep it solid-TDM

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