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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Log Time:9:05-9:08; "Shooting Bricks"...

One of the biggest differences between basketball and taking a crap is what the term "shooting bricks" means in reference to how you are doing. In basketball, if you "shoot a brick", it means that you made a bad shot. In crapping, if you "shoot a brick" it means that you have efficiently and impressively got the job done. This morning, I am proud to say that I was "shooting bricks"...in the bathroom. Something of interest...

Something of interest: Mexico is about to legalize recreational use of pot, cocaine, and heroin. (link) Three cheers for NAFTA!

SOI (b): Below is an excerpt from the article. So... each joint should have 1.25 grams of marijuana and each line should have .125 grams of cocaine... Thank you Mexican Congress for clearing up a question that has long consumed the minds of many college kids.

"The bill says criminal charges will no longer be brought for possession of up to 25 milligrams of heroin, 5 grams of marijuana (about one-fifth of an ounce, or about four joints), or 0.5 grams of cocaine -- the equivalent of about 4 "lines," or half the standard street-sale quantity (though half-size packages are becoming more common)."

SOI (c): Will anything really seem different when traveling to Mexico if they do legalize drugs... or were they basically legal before?


-TDM

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