Log Time: 9:41-9:47; Operation Dumbo Drop...
As the tagline for the 1995 movie says, "When you weigh 4 tons, its hard to be a secret weapon." That's why there was nothing covert about this morning's movement... Some thoughts and a dumb game...
Thought #1: If the president wants to increase his popularity rating, he should give himself the authority to announce 6 "surprise long weekends" a year.
Thought #2: Online invitations (http://www.evite.com/) are free, so I like to over-use by "e-vite-ing" my friends to do stupid things, like call me on the phone.
Thought #3: Next time you have to cancel a social engagement, do it in style... leave the person a message to the song "Jeopardy" by Greg Kihn Band... "our plans are in jeopardy, insert person's name here, oooh..."
Thought #4: This is the first April I can remember that not one person tried to play an April Fool's joke on me... is April Fool's Day popularity at an all time low?
Thought #5: Jon Stewart is right on, on this analysis of a FOX News segment. (I hope this link works)... http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1988.html
Dumb game: You know how one of your parents finds the time, once a month, to forward you some silly e-mail with a riddle about guessing your age, etc., under the guise of "magic", even though its just some mathematical equation... well the father of TDM sent the one below this morning... I have adjusted the topic from eating chocolate to taking craps and have provided some thoughts. (all changes and thoughts are in italics)..
YOUR AGE BY CRAPTOLOGY MATH!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! (truthfully, scrolling down will do nothing to change the outcome of the mathematical equation in use... and we already know that this is about guessing your age, so there's no surprise that the feat is accomplished at the bottom.)
This is pretty neat. (Math is fun! Good clean fun!)
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ...Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! (is the ominous second warning necessary????)
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. (actually, it is a waste of time)
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to take a crap. (more than once but less than 10) --- truthfully, it can be any number... but lets cap it a 604,800 for our sake, because it is hard to believe that anyone wants to take a crap more than once a second. (and there are 604,800 seconds in a week).
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold… and so the mathematical equation works)
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....If you haven't, add 1755
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number... but for our example, you should have a number here that is somewhere between 11 and 604,800,125 (if you are one of those freaky Asian guys who is still living at 125)
The first digits of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you would like to crap each week)The next numbers are YOUR AGE!
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS! However, in following years, you can adjust the 1755 and 1756, to 1756 and 1757 respectively, and the mathematical equation will work just fine…
-TDM, Senior Craptologist
Thought #1: If the president wants to increase his popularity rating, he should give himself the authority to announce 6 "surprise long weekends" a year.
Thought #2: Online invitations (http://www.evite.com/) are free, so I like to over-use by "e-vite-ing" my friends to do stupid things, like call me on the phone.
Thought #3: Next time you have to cancel a social engagement, do it in style... leave the person a message to the song "Jeopardy" by Greg Kihn Band... "our plans are in jeopardy, insert person's name here, oooh..."
Thought #4: This is the first April I can remember that not one person tried to play an April Fool's joke on me... is April Fool's Day popularity at an all time low?
Thought #5: Jon Stewart is right on, on this analysis of a FOX News segment. (I hope this link works)... http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1988.html
Dumb game: You know how one of your parents finds the time, once a month, to forward you some silly e-mail with a riddle about guessing your age, etc., under the guise of "magic", even though its just some mathematical equation... well the father of TDM sent the one below this morning... I have adjusted the topic from eating chocolate to taking craps and have provided some thoughts. (all changes and thoughts are in italics)..
YOUR AGE BY CRAPTOLOGY MATH!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! (truthfully, scrolling down will do nothing to change the outcome of the mathematical equation in use... and we already know that this is about guessing your age, so there's no surprise that the feat is accomplished at the bottom.)
This is pretty neat. (Math is fun! Good clean fun!)
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ...Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! (is the ominous second warning necessary????)
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. (actually, it is a waste of time)
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to take a crap. (more than once but less than 10) --- truthfully, it can be any number... but lets cap it a 604,800 for our sake, because it is hard to believe that anyone wants to take a crap more than once a second. (and there are 604,800 seconds in a week).
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold… and so the mathematical equation works)
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....If you haven't, add 1755
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number... but for our example, you should have a number here that is somewhere between 11 and 604,800,125 (if you are one of those freaky Asian guys who is still living at 125)
The first digits of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you would like to crap each week)The next numbers are YOUR AGE!
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS! However, in following years, you can adjust the 1755 and 1756, to 1756 and 1757 respectively, and the mathematical equation will work just fine…
-TDM, Senior Craptologist
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