Log Time: 8:15-8:40; Jinxed...

Things were going so well in the bathroom... bowel movements were starting to feel like massages for my digestive track... a pleasure. So, foolishly I started to boast... nothing crazy, just a few disrespectful comments here and there like, "That shit's so easy for me" (I'm going to spare readers any additional pun related quotes.)... and then, just like the The Apprentice post season 1, even though I was outwardly confident, everything went downhill quickly. It's been a most unfortunate, most uncomfortable and most unpleasant ride. A few things from the news...

Thing from the news #1: This link (Link) is to a story about Jerry Garcia's master bathroom commode that was stolen recently... I swear it wasn't me.

Thing from the news #2: The link here (Link) is to a story about a Florida university professor who believes that there could be a less than miraculous explanation to Jesus walking on water. This professor believes that Jesus walked on a floating piece of ice, and that it just appeared like he was walking on water to far away observers... good use of time professor.

Thing from the news #3: This link (Link) is to a story that would fit well under the SNL skit, Bad Idea Jeans. It's about a teacher who kept a 40 mm shell on his desk as a paperweight, then blew off part of his hand when he used the object to try to squash a bug... maybe the teacher shouldn't have had a potentially explosive object on his desk, at school, in the first place... maybe?


-TDM