Log Time: 7:45-7:51; 8:05-8:09; Creature Double Feature...

Like the Saturday matinee show that WLVI channel 56 in Boston broadcasted in the '70's and '80's (http://www.geocities.com/dzilla1964/), I had back-to-back sessions this morning that could best be described as almost scary...


The "I want to be more like a Mormon" quote of the month goes to Donald Trump, who when talking about his 24-year-old ex-model daughter Ivanka on The View said:

"She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her."


Below are the links to some online videos that are worth watching...

Link #1: The link below is to a group of videos called House of Cosbys. This is an animated series of legendary popularity that first appeared on www.channel101.com. Bill Cosby and his lawyers ended the series by threatening to sue for using his likeness... the whole series is a must watch.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=house+of+cosbys

Link #2: The link below is to an ongoing series on www.channel102.net (sister channel to www.channel101.com) called The Puppet Rapist. It is demented in every way, but just extremely well done and worth watching.
http://www.channel102.net/show.php?show=54

Link #3: The link below is to a show called Kicked in the Nuts!. Almost 1 million downloads of episode number 2 can't be wrong...
http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=5

Link #4: An octopus eating a shark in an aquarium. 'nuff said...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7004909622962894202&q=octopus+shark&pl=true

-TDMaestro

Log Time: 4:30-4:40; GILF...

I've been on the road, which is going great... another thing that is going great is the bathroom... my digestive system has been like a Japanese auto plant from the 80's... fast, efficient, with small but meaningful output. It's been a pleasure.

Thought: I typed www.gilfhunter.com (grandmother) into my computer earlier today to see if it exists. It was my way of taking the temperature of the internet... to see how sick it really is. Surprisingly, it didn't bring up a page of three guys in Miami trying to pick up grandmothers in their van... I guess I was disappointed...

Question: Is there a reason why every time I go to the emergency room, one ethnic family has decided to bring everyone in their extended family with them?

Update: My autograph on Ebay is at $20! (link on the sidebar of this page) I am shocked as well... but I guess you can't hide value. Well played FanofTDM.

-TDM

Log Time: 8:40-8:46; The Girlfriend of TDM...

...made a strong showing after dinner tonight... she is young but powerful, which brought tears to my eyes for more than one reason. A couple of thoughts...

Thought #1: Growing up, I always thought that those kids who could sneeze without making a noise were part of some "undercover agent" training program. In junior high, there was a kid from Russia who could do it (everyone said he was from Russia... I never really asked). I was convinced he was KGB.

Thought #2: If it's uncovered that all of the contestants (and the entire studio audience) on Deal or No Deal are paid actors... you heard it here first.

Thought #3: The models on Deal or No Deal should have their own reality show where they all live in the same house and have to share one bathroom. Is that too much to ask?

Thought #4: The fact that Stephon Marbury actually calls himself "Starbury" is a continued source of amusement for me.

Update: I have been keeping an eye on my autographed toilet paper roll on eBay. It has actually received some nice "activity" and at last check is up to $6.50! In case you missed it yesterday, the link is: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6615590572.

Of Interest #1: There is a new game called Street Wars (http://www.streetwars.net/). The concept is a city wide water balloon / water gun game. When you sign up, you are given a specific target (person) to kill (make wet) and someone is given you as a target. If you are succesful in "wetting" your target, you then obtain your target's, target... and so on. It's an interesting idea... kind of like the movie Gotcha! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089222/). Classic scene from Gotcha! is the initial bar scene where Jonathan (Anthony Edwards) comes on to Sasha (Linda Fiorentino). If you ever get a chance to watch it, trust me, do so...

...side note... Street Wars has that tragic, "But it was just a game" feel to it. Someone will take it too far, I promise...

-Viva Los Doodies (TDM)

Log Time: 8:52-8:59; Autograph on Ebay!

The "TP" signing tour is going great, but there's nothing like the sanctity of your own bathroom, so even though I stayed in a nice hotel last night, I brought my own toilet paper, just to make it feel a little more like home... I find "tp" quality is an area where even the nicest hotels usually under-spend... I left a couple of extra rolls in the bathroom, and wrote on the side, "Complements of the The Doodie Man". Hopefully the next guest will appreciate this...

An interesting backdrop to the "tp" signing tour is an e-mail I received today:

TDM,

You're not going to believe this, but I was searching through collectibles on ebay and came across a toilet paper roll that you had autographed!!! It was great meeting you at the signing yesterday.

-Todd
Weston, MA

So I went on ebay and did a search and the autograph was there... I was shocked. The roll's on there at a starting price of $4.00! You can view the eBay listing at http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6615590572. (picture on the left). From the looks of the picture, and the "Charmin" description, I think the roll is part of a 6 pack that sells for $5.99, so the pre-autograph implied value of this particular roll is approximately $1.00, putting the TDM autograph initial premium at $3.00... this seems reasonable given that a baseball autographed by Chipper Jones has a minimum value of $14 and an estimated value of $45. (http://sports.heritageauctions.com/common/search_items.php?chkAuctions=1&chkInventory=1&hdnSearch=true&cboDenomination=Autographs:Baseballs)

Depending on how this roll sells, I might consider autographing some of my personal bathroom paraphernalia, like my plunger, and selling it online for charity.


-TDM

Log time: 6:30-6:37; Scat-tergories...

I've never played the game... I just like the fact that "Scattergories" has the word "scat" (def.: excrement, especially of an animal; dung) in it. "Scat" also means, "jazz singing in which improvised, meaningless syllables are sung to a melody". So... does deductive reasoning say that "dung" also means "jazz singing in which improvised, meaningless syllables are sung to a melody"?

It's a travel day today, so I cleaned out the pipes early this morning and headed to the suburbs of Boston for a "TP signing" at the Wellesley Hills House of Pizza ("WHOP"). Thanks to the guys at WHOP for their cooperation and thanks so much to everyone who came out to see me! 20 people in total, if you include the guy who really had to go to the bathroom... side note... just a reminder that it is "BYOTP".

Some advice to the French person in the image to the left: Unless you're Neo (Keanu Reeves) from "The Matrix", I can guarantee that no matter how many "peace" signs you make with your fingers, this situation isn't going to turn out well for you... it never does... (I do realize that my advice, if it does ever reach this French person, might be a little late...)


-THE Traveling DOODIE MAN!

Log Time: 6:50-7:01; Routine...

Like I've done it a million times before...

The quote below is the very funny response by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, to the "Tom Cruise vs. South Park" saga I posted about yesterday. The full story can be seen at (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/eo/20060317/114265734000.html).

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the self-described "servants of the dark lord Xenu" said in a statement Thursday that does not mention Cruise. Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies."

Question #1: Why are the French so willing to fight amongst themselves but so unwilling to fight against anyone else? 99% of the time, they epitomize that guy you definitely don't want on your team (i.e. last guy picked) and then all of a sudden, once a year, they tear apart their country in a way that makes the Rodney King riots look like a well planned parade... maybe the French version of TNT shows Les Miserables annually, and that's what does it... like some "Pavlovian" response similar to Italians and Rocky...?

Question #2: Have wild horses ever really stopped anyone from doing anything?


-TDM

Log Time: 5:42-5:48; St. Craptrick's Day...

I had Chipolte for lunch today... surprisingly good Mexican fast-food... the portions were very generous and the resulting bowel movement was a testament to this... I felt like Police Chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) when he sees the shark for the first time in the original Jaws... "We're going to need a bigger boat." But like Quint (Robert Shaw), I refused any outside assistance and defeated the beast... well, in this example I guess I was like Quint in that I refused assistance, but unlike Quint and more like Chief Martin Brody and Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss), in that I lived to tell the tale.

It's St. Patrick's Day today... a day when anyone whose Irish has the right to drink until they puke, and then start drinking again until they puke again, etc. And here in NYC, we obviously have a parade to commemorate the joyous occasion... because that's what we do (spending has to be high to keep taxes high). This means that the streets of NYC are canvassed with drunk Irish people all day and all night... this sucks for everyone else besides... you guessed it... the Irish! Hmmm... this reminds me of a summer event called "The Puerto Rican Day Parade". For so many reasons, it doesn't seem fair to everyone else in NYC that both of these days exist. I have two potential solutions...

1) Convince Puerto Ricans to have their parade on March 17th. It would be like "Alien vs. Predator" meets "Girls Gone Wild". Probably one of the best "pay-per-view" events in the history of "ppv" events unfolding right before our eyes, on the streets of the Big Apple... this would also be a great Xbox game!

2) Start inbreeding Puerto Ricans with people of Irish decent, negating a future need for both parades.

By the way, Tom Cruise is a jackass! Why you ask? This story is why:

"HOLLYWOOD bully Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night's cablecast of a controversial "South Park" episode about Scientology by warning that he'd refuse to promote "Mission Impossible 3," insiders say."

Here's the thing about the episode... regarding Scientology, everything in the episode was factual... and regarding the insinuation that Tom Cruise is homosexual... seems true also... tangental thought coming... If Tom Cruise and John Travolta are homosexual (both insinuated in the episode), then by not standing up for other homosexuals, they have done more of adisservicee to the gay community than any politician, skin head, or anyone else who has ever offended someone because of their sexual orientation...

...apparently I'm not the only one who thinks Cruise is nuts. http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/


-TDM

Log Time: 8:01-8:09; "TP" Signing Tour!

Had sushi last night... edamame, salad with ginger dressing, salmon and tuna sashimi, miso cod... the resulting session was quick and easy... 'nuff said.

Some very exciting news... at my manager's urging, I am going on my first official "blog signing" tour. I actually prefer to call it a "toilet paper signing" tour because it makes better symbolic sense. The first tour is focused in the Northeast, but don't despair non-Northeasterners, I am planning on going back on the road later in the spring!

Some advice... if you want me to sign toilet paper, don't be cheap, bring a roll. A piece or three rips too easily. Trust me on this. If you don't have the money to buy an extra roll, then steal one from a public bathroom.

"TP" Signing Tour schedule:

March 20th, 3-4:20 pm
Wellesley Hills House of Pizza ("WHOP")
Wellesley Hills, MA
TDM Note: This is a legendary pizza location in the suburbs of Boston. They don't usually let customers use the bathroom, so make sure to say that you are there to see me. Also, the greek salad and hamburger and onion pizza is arguably among the best worldwide!

March 21st, 10-11:15 am
The Four Seasons Hotel
Boston, MA
TDM Note: I will be in the male bathroom on the second floor, in stall #3. Just walk up the lobby stairs and you'll find it. If you're having any trouble, ask the concierge in the lobby for directions.

March 21st, 2-2:20 pm
Delta Shuttle Terminal
Logan Airport
Boston, MA
TDM Note: I will be in the first stall of the second male bathroom, once you get through security. Typical airport security guidelines apply to this signing.

March 23rd, 6-6:45 pm
Scores, east side
New York, NY
TDM Note: I will be in the second stall of the male bathroom. Thanks in advance to Ruben, the bathroom attendant, who has been very helpful in setting this signing up.

March 24th, 8-8:35 pm
Dorian's
New York, NY
TDM Note: I will be in the female bathroom. For some reason, its the only one they'd agree to. Just come in.

April 3rd, 6-6:50 pm
Houston's
One Riverside Square
Hackensack, NJ 07601
TDM Note: I will be in the male bathroom, second stall... really looking forward to the spinach dip.

- El Senor Doodie (aka "TDM")

Log Time; 11:20-11:31; En fuego...

I'm in the zone right now... really knocking the cover off the ball. If I didn't know my ass better, I'd think it was on steroids. Some shouts out and shouts down (if that makes any sense)...

Shout out #1: To sperm donor #401 from the Fairfax, Virginia Cryobank. (http://www.fairfaxcryobank.com/) Apparently you are a 6'4" former all american football player with a graduate degree. 11 women have chosen your sperm and you have given birth to 20 children... well played! (The story can be seen at www.cnn.com/video/.)

Shout down #1: To sperm donor #401 from the Fairfax, Virginia Cryobank. Apparently you decided to give up the whole sperm donation "game" leaving one woman who had already used your sperm to have two babies and wanted a third from the same father, a little empty handed. Thankfully she met another woman who had also used your sperm and had bought an extra vile of #401... as they say in the porn industry, "The two chicks shared the cum"... baby 21... mazel tov!

Shout out #2: Again, to sperm donor #401 from the Fairfax, Virginia Cryobank for lying on his sperm donor application form. You fooled them all!

Shout down #2: Again, to sperm donor #401 from the Fairfax, Virginia Cryobank for lying on his sperm donor application. Dude... that's just not right. You're not fooling anyone besides those 11 chicks you've already fooled.

Side note: Many of the mother who used #401 can be seen in the aforementioned CNN video... those kids are facing an uphill battle, regardless of who the father is...

Shout out #3: To the first person to come up with the idea of a nude protest. I'm sure you were some wasted fraternity kid who didn't think that any chicks would really do it... but it worked! This is what Zhenya Nichols said in regards to the nude protest pictured to the left of the quote:
"The women here today represent the mainstream of this country. They've never been in a protest before, ever. They cared enough today to send the message that the human body is not created to bear violence and war. We women in particular are created to bear life, the future, peace. If we must bare our bodies in order to send this message clearly, then so be it." Zhenya gets it, and so do the people at this web site... (http://www.baringwitness.org/)

Shout down #3: To Tim Ferguson from "The Age" (www.theage.com) for stating the following regarding the female nude protest in the picture above: "It's ridiculous to suggest that we'll change our opinion on Iraq after seeing 1000 nude women forming letters on a hillside, like some soft porn Sesame Street sketch." Tim---YOU'RE AN IDIOT... IF CHICKS WANT TO GET NAKED, LET THEM GET NAKED!

Shout out and Shout down #4: To a 15 year old Georgia boy... the shout out is for banging 37 year Lisa Lynette Clark when he was 15. Well done. The shout down is for impregnating her and marrying her... (http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/15/child.groom.ap/index.html)

Keep it solid-TDM

Log Time: 10:15-10:18; Jurassic Crap?

Here's something that I was wondering about the other day while being examined by my doctor... in the movie "Jurassic Park", Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) and Dr. Gerry Harding(Gerry Molen) diagnose a sick female Triceratops by analyzing her droppings (the dinosaur's, not Laura Dern's). Why doesn't my doctor ever ask too see my droppings? Why hasn't any doctor ever asked to see my droppings? They've analyzed my piss, my blood, felt my balls many times, but not one has ever even taken a peak at what, it seems, a renowned paleontologist would probably say is the most important piece(s) of evidence... is my doctor just being lazy???... or is analyzing animal feces a waste of time and Spielberg just has a "thing" for crap and getting Laura Dern to stick her arm in it was just his way of getting a cheap, filthy thrill? Spielberg does have a fascination with aliens, and aliens do seem to have a "fever" for the anal cavity, and crap comes through the anal cavity... tangental thought coming... was "E.T."'s magic finger first envisioned by Spielberg as an ass-probing appendage that had evolved over time to better aid aliens in probing? (I am inside the mind of a genius! TDM and Spielberg are one... what a rush!)

My bowel movement are to normal, as Joaquin Phoenix is to abnormal.

Oh... and that's me in the picture, on the right sidebar of this blog. I'm relaxing in the bathroom. Notice the many rolls of toilet paper... some people stock up on water, canned foods. Me, I stock up on the "ass paper", just in case something happens.

-THEDM

Log Time: 10:20-10:32; TDM's E-mailbox...

Normal stuff this morning after a night of tapas... good food... good experience the next day. Below are e-mails received at thedoodieman@gmail.com...

E-mailbox #1: What food do you recommend for creating a very solid bowel movement?
- Josh, Boston, MA

TDM: I wish there was an exact science behind this. Unfortunately, my extensive research leads me to believe that it's different for every person. I can tell you that for me, its Mexican food... burrito, chips & salsa, margaritas... this makes me feel like a cement mixer at a porcelain construction site.

E-mailbox #2: The scene in Dumb and Dumber where Lloyd gives Harry the laxative was the funniest crap scene in any movie. That scene had diarrhea, a non-working toilet and a hot chick! How is this not your number one choice? It rocks over that scene from Can't Buy me Love.
-Jane, Sacramento, CA

TDM: I'm just happy this came from a woman... or at least someone who created a yahoo e-mail account under a woman's name.

E-mailbox #3: What if I told you that if you sucked Madeline Albright's toes, you could have sex with Kelly Ripa. Would you do it?
-Alex, NYC

TDM: I would do it even if there wasn't the carrot at the end of the stick... just for the story.

E-mailbox #4: Which Doobie Brothers album is a better example of a blues based song with a rock edge, "Toulouse Street" or "The Captain and Me".
-Ricky, Mobile, Alabama

TDM: It's The Doodie Man, not The Doobie Man…

E-mailbox #5: Are you a superhero?
-Angelina, Hollywood, CA

TDM: No, but I do play one in the bathroom. (Okay... this wasn't an actual e-mail, but I just wanted to write this response.)

E-mailbox #6: What surprises you more, How I Met Your Mother being renewed for another season or the runaway success of that crap show Grey's Anatomy?
-Chuck, Los Angeles

TDM: You are preaching to the choir. "How I Met Your Mother" is working on one real organically produced laugh per every two seasons. (I'm guessing there might be one by the end of next season.)... and I feel like the writers from "Grey's Anatomy" are getting tips from the people over at the "OC" and "Desperate Housewives"... the worst part is that my girlfriend loves them all... on a side note... why is every new girl on "How I Met Your Mother" less attractive than the mediocre female cast that already exists?

E-mailbox #7: How high on your crapometer scale for bad strategy was planning the World Baseball Classic during March Madness?
-Geoff, New Zealand

TDM: From an American point of view... very high. There's no doubt that come Thursday (NCAA tournament starts), the majority of sports watchers in the US will not give two craps about the World Baseball Classic… not that they do now. (It is tough to take this seriously when there are pitch count restrictions and a "mercy rule"). However, I do anxiously watch the newswire to see if the Cuban national team has defected yet...

E-mailbox #8: Why isn't Haffenreffer more popular?
-Russell, Berkeley

TDM: For those of you who don't know, Haffenreffer Private Stock (http://www.falstaffbrewing.com/haffenreffer.htm) is a popular malt liquor among people who want to get very drunk, very quickly... there are also little riddles under the cap that make for great fun. I never understood why it wasn't more popular either.

-theDman

Log Time: 9:16-9:24; Dr. Dumpenstein...

That's what I've been calling myself of late... much like the legendary basketball player Dr. Dunkenstein (Darrell Griffith: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Griffith) I have been putting on a clinic by going hard to the hole and finishing with authority... it's been a absolute pleasure... and the proportions... I haven't just been dropping Cosby's kids off at the pool... I've been dropping Cosby himself! Many thoughts...

Thought #1: If I was 6'8", would I be a professional athlete?

Thought #2: In Japan, do Japanese people feel strange ordering "American food" from a Japanese person?

Thought #3: What if rock beat paper, paper beat scissors and scissors beat rock? (Am I blowing your mind right now?)

Thought #4: Favorite "crap" scene in a movie... Can't Buy Me Love (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092718/) , when Ronald Miller (Patrick Dempsey) and his new friends "shit" on Ronald's old friend, Kenneth Wurman's (Courtney Gains) house, resulting in the classic line... "You shit on my house..." by Courtney Gains.

Thought #4 (a): Courtney Gains starred in another classic movie, Harbodies, in 1984. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087385/)

Thought #4 (b): I'm not proud of it now (I was then), but my high school friends and I actually pulled off a "bunk" version of the Can't Buy Me Love stunt by crapping in a large plastic cup and throwing it on a random house in town. It still shocks me that (a) we did it and (b) we did it.... but we were the same impressionable group of friends who:

... Played mailbox baseball. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mailbox_baseball)

... Would "pool hop" even though we all had pools.


-TDM (aka Dr. Dumpenstein)

Log Time: 9:10-9:22; The Crapping...

All eat and no crap makes TDM a dull boy! All eat and no crap makes TDM a dull boy! All eat and no crap makes TDM a dull boy! All eat and no crap makes TDM a dull boy! Travolta signing up to play Edna Turnblad in movie version of the long-running Broadway musical "Hairspray" makes final evidence he is fan of other men's penises!(http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1030940_10_0_,00.html ) All eat and no crap makes TDM a dull boy! All eat and no crap makes TDM a dull boy! All eat and no crap makes TDM a dull boy! All eat and no crap makes TDM a dull boy!

-TDM

ps. When a guy writes "ps" at the end of a letter, e-mail or any other type of correspondence, it is both exceedingly feminine and annoying. So, unless your goal is to be both exceedingly feminine and annoying, don't do it...

Log Time: 7:30-7:37; To be or not to be...

Lactose intolerant... it really isn't much of a question because I am, but every 18 months or so I have a positive lactose experience that leads me to optimistically believe that my body has changed and maybe I'm not anymore... so I go out and buy a bunch of cereal and milk and feast... Unfortunately the outcome is always the same, which is a huge bummer for two reasons: (1) Cereal is fun to eat. (2) The common symptoms for lactose intolerance are not pleasant!(http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/lactoseintolerance/) On the bright side, I did have some extra time to think...

Thought #1: I'm not prepared to win an Oscar because if I died tomorrow, I don't have a good video of me to show in the "In Memoriam" part of the program.

Thoughts #2: If I had to be "bff" (best friends forever) with a cereal mascot, I guess it would be Cap'n Crunch because he's a pirate, and I feel like there's a strong chance that he's fun when he's "off-package"... because, at the end of the day... he is a pirate. Tony the Tiger was also a thought, but I couldn't get that Siegfried & Roy incident out of my mind. (Chris Rock--"That tiger wasn't going crazy. That tiger was going tiger.")

Thought #3: If I'm "bff" with Cap'n Crunch, and he dies, is there any chance that I get be the pirate, take over his ship?

Thought #4: Best job of making fun of a cereal mascot goes to Seinfeld when talking about Count Chocula --"What is the deal with Count Chocula? Are we, like, supposed to be AFRAID of this guy??"


-THE DOODIE MAN

Log Time: 11:45-11:55, 1:30-1:37; It's all the same...

Only the time changed, it seems that everyday, I keep crapping away... (to Bon Jovi, "Wanted: Dead or Alive") I posted these two occurrences together as I'm sure they were of the same origin... in golf terms, I was "mid-swing" or "mid-round" (not sure which analogy better applies) when I had to run out at 12... I really didn't feel prepared to face the world... but no one said anything, so I guess it wasn't that big of a deal...

Question: How come you never hear of anyone with tourette syndrome who involuntarily repeats nice, non-swear, words? Does this ever happen?


-TDM

Log Time: 10:20-10:24; On the run...

That's not a pun... I just didn't have much time to do my thing this morning... I am happy to report that it was a serving of "regular grade" even though I went to a wedding last night and probably had a little too much to drink and eat. Some randoms...

Random #1: If you have a cleaning lady, is it ok to pass gas (politically correct way of saying it) in front of her?

Random #2: What’s worse than when you think that someone is waving at you… and you act all excited, and then you realize that they are waving at someone else behind you. Is there any way to look cool after that? What would Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli do?

Random #3: Who would win in a fight between The Fonz and Chuck Norris? Would this would be better than Godzilla vs. King Kong, Freddie vs. Jason, or Martha vs. The Donald?

Random #4: If Donald Trump and Kanye West competed in a "See who can talk about themselves in the grandest manner, for the longest period of time" contest, who would win? Would we be days in and just call it a draw? Would Pauley Shore inexplicably call "winner"?

Random #5: Instead of either killing or imprisoning Saddam Hussein, the US Government should make money of him by creating a traveling, circus-esque attraction. Who wouldn't pay to see a ruthless dictator in person? It would be a once in a life time opportunity. You could have one of those games where people throw a ball at a small bulls-eye that when hit, Saddam gets dropped in a pool of water. (What the hell is the name of that game?) For affect, the ball could be in the likeness of the severed head of a Shiite or Kurdish person.

Random#6: What state has nice State cops?

-TheDM

Log Time: 12:10-12:17; Oscar joke...

Hollywood severed ties with Iran recently when Iran declared that the movie Water World never existed.

-The-D-Man

Log Time: 4:40-4:47; Regular...

Standard issue... Does anybody else think that the head coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers, Mike Brown, looks like Al Roker minus 100 lbs.? (links below for pictures of Mike Brown)
http://www.nba.com/coachfile/mike_brown/index.html?nav=page
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/photo?slug=cda10902280258.pistons_cavaliers_basketball_cda109&prov=ap

-TDM

Log Time: 5:54-5:57; Mission Impossible...

I didn't have much time to execute this evening... approximately 6 minutes before a 6 PM conference call, but I had been "sin toilette" all day and the dark side of nature was banging on my backside door. I did momentarily evaluate conducting two types of business in the bathroom, but realized that the risks were too high... instinct took over and I once again executed to perfection (with time to spare). A SOLID performance, pun intended... Some additional things...

Thing #1: Why do Catholic School Girl uniforms exist? Wouldn't it be smarter to dress the girls in a thick pair of pants and a sweat shirt instead of an outfit that Aerosmith used provocatively in its videos?

Thing #2: Game shows should disclose their contestant's "net worth" to the audience so that viewers can better evaluate the "real value" and meaning of the prizes to each individual contestant. I would be much more excited and interested in watching someone with a "net worth" of $20k trying to win $60k, than someone with an undisclosed "net worth" trying to win $200k, because I know what it really means to the first person.

Thing #3: If you mess up putting the link to this blog into your browser and by mistake type www.followmycrap.blogpsot.com ("psot" instead of "spot"), you are taken to the web page for the "Bible College On Line", which I thought was irony until I realized (through rudimentary experimentation) that anything you type in, which ends with ".blogpsot.com" brings you to the "Bible College On Line".

-I hope all your Missions are successful - TDM